how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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