Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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