first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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