gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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