I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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