i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
