Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
