Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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