i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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