if you like me you must not know who I am
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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