Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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