I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Brb crying the tears of my youth
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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