She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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