Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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