..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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