Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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