i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want nice things and good sex
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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