He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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