And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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