I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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