ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
well you can't waste a boner
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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