Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
