You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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