Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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