omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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