I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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