Are we in a gay sports bar?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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