another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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