Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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