I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Life is so much better after having sex.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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