Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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