He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
this boner is exhausting
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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