Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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