I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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