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Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood

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(805): View more from California

all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.

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(785): View more from Kansas

You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.

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(813): View more from Florida

Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.

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