Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The Olympian is in my bed
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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