this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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