grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I stole a fireplace last night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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