the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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