Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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