ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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