What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
