Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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