The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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