I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
