So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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