Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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