she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I FOUND THE LEGS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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