He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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