doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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