Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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