i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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