Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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