Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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