I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I have feelings that need drinking.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize
